Sorry, Snail

Gr 1-4–The cover of this book features a cute girl holding an equally cute blue-shelled snail. The title page is illustrated with a crumpled piece of paper showing a charming illustration of the snail as if it were done by the girl. However, the pages that follow these adorable pictures are an unexpectedly phantasmagoric descent into surreal gastropod horror. It begins when Ari, the main character, insults a snail named Ms. Snail while she is in a bad mood. That night, Ms. Snail creeps into Ari’s bedroom. Its eyestalks become as long as giant squid tentacles. And it talks, demanding an apology. A frightened Ari apologies. In an image fit for a Junji Ito graphic novel, Ms. Snail’s eyestalks enter Ari’s eye sockets and go into her body, as the snail “telescope[s] into Ari’s soul.” Determining Ari’s apology is not sincere, Ms. Snail recruits hundreds of her snail friends to harass Ari until she apologizes again. This apology is deemed sincere, despite being the result of a coordinated harassment campaign. Ms. Snail also apologizes, and they become friends and live happily ever after. Strong artwork brings this bizarre story to life. Subisak’s color palette is varied and she is gifted at displaying subtle emotions, both human and snail. The story includes the fun vocabulary word “escargatoire,” meaning a large quantity of snails.