Marty Pants: Do Not Open!

Gr 3–5—Another cartoon novel in the tradition of the "Wimpy Kid" series. Like other protagonists in this genre, Marty deals with small-time bullies, misunderstood school assignments, and clueless parents. Marty is more than a little clueless himself. He finds a note that says "An alien is observing you." Marty immediately pegs the alien as his taciturn teacher Mr. McPhee. He follows his teacher around, even breaking into his computer and rear-ending his car. It's too bad Marty remains oblivious to a new student, Analie, who seems to be everywhere Marty is, takes copious notes about his adventures, and even talks in a robotic voice. This incident-packed book features the usual bathroom humor, physical antics (for instance, a scene where Marty falls into a garbage can), and other situations bound to amuse young readers. This cartoonish novel is an easy pick for reluctant readers.